Printre multele articole extraordinare postate de catre terte persoane, unele neavand nici o legatura cu astfel de site, se regaseste si un mic "ghid" al injuraturilor romanesti, explicate literalmente in engleza. La urma urmei, straini trebuie sa stie unde pasesc. Iata cateva adunate:
- a (şi-)o pune: to have sexual intercourse (literally “to put it,” “it” being the penis)
- a (i-)o da la checheres: to have sexual intercourse (literally “to give it,” “it” being the penis)
- a suge inima: to have oral sex(literally “to suck the heart,”)
- a şi-o trage: to have sexual intercourse (literally “to pull it,” with “it,” as above, being the penis)
- a da în geantă: to have sexual intercourse (literally “to hit the purse”)
- a băga mielu’ la căldură: to have sexual intercourse (literally “to take the lamb somewhere warm”)
- a băga lemnul in sobă: to have sexual intercourse (literally “to put the wood into the fireplace”)
- a băga osul in ciorbă: to have sexual intercourse (literally “to put the bone into the soup”)
- a o lua în mână: to masturbate (literally “to grab it with the hand”)
- a face degeţica: to masturbate (only used of female masturbation)
- a da cu bidineaua: to masturbate (literally “to brush”)
- a se juca cu răţuşca: to masturbate (literally “to play with the ducky”)
- a da la labă: to masturbate(literally “hitting the paw”)
- a (se) fute: to fuck; to have sexual intercourse (from the Latin “futuere”). The word can be used in a number of ways for example if one asks if a young female “se fute” this means he actually inquires if she has had sex before or if she is open to the idea.
- a codoşi: to pimp someone
- a face trotuarul: literally meaning ‘doing the sidewalk’ means prostituting one’s self (because prostitutes often stand on sidewalks while attempting to attract potential customers). A similar expression is ‘a vinde pizda’ which literally means “selling pussy”. In regular language “a se prostitua”, “to prostitute one’s self” is used.
- a da nămolul la deal or a impinge nămolul la deal or a ridica mămăliga la deal: literally meaning “to push the mud uphill” means “to fuck in the ass”
- a arăta muie: showing the middle finger pointing upwards roughly equivalent to “flipping the bird” in English
- a da la buci: to have anal sex. Very commonly used also with the meaning of having normal sexual intercourse
- a da limbi în pizdǎ: to give cunnilingus (literally “to give tongue inside the pussy”)
- a da la magazia cu damf: to make anal sex (literally “to hit the reeked storeroom”)
- a manca salam barbos cu curul: to make anal sex (literally “to eat bearded salami with the ass”)
- a impinge cacatul la roaba: to make anal sex (literally “to push the shit in the wheelbarrow”)
- a da la nutella: to make anal sex (literally “to hit the nutella”; nutella is the name of a chocolate cream product)
- ochiul maro: asshole (literally “brown eye”)
- ochiul cu gene incalcite : asshole (literally “the eye with tangled eyebrows”)
- a cobori mosul in beci: to have intercourse (literally meaning “to lower the old man into the basement”)
- a parca shorloboanca: to have intercourse (literally meaning “to park the dick”) – (shorloboanca – synonym of pula)
- a da cu mobra-n gaste: to have intercourse (literally meaning “to run the mobra into the geese”) – (mobra-type of motor bicycle – used as a synonym for pula)
- a face o memeaca: – synonym with a lua la muie which means blow job
- a da la biriboanca: – synonym with a da la buci in other words to have sexual intercourse
- a baga magarul in beci: – synonym with a da la buci in other words to have sexual intercourse
- a deschide viitorul: – synonym with a dezvirgina in other words to have sexual intercourse with a virgin woman
- a manca salam de sibiu cu capul viu:- literally “to eat sibiu salami with the head alive”—sibiu is a town// Meaning “blow job”
- a da ca-n oala cu sarmale:- literally “to hit like in the sarmale pot”-sarmale is a traditionally food meaning intercource
- a lua la papacioc – synonym with a lua la muie which means blow job
- A lua porcul la tranta:-means “you should play a little with my dick”
- A baga milogu-n traista:-means to have sexual intercource(literally to put the poor man in the bag)
- A da ca surdu-n tobe:-to have violent sexual intercource(literally to hit the drums like a deaf person)
- a spala Renaultul – synonym to having sexual intrecourse (literally “To wash the Renault”)
- a baga zacusca in beci – synonym to having sexual intercourse (literally “taking the <<zacusa>> to the basement); zacusca is a local food, a mixture of different vegetables held in jars.
- a (i)-o pune pe nas – synonim to having oral sex (literally “to put it on her nose”)
- a atenta cu zmardanul la clocitoare – means to rape (literally “to atentate with zmardanul at the brooding”)
- a forta intrarea in clopotnita – means to rape (literally “to force the entry of bell”)
- a duce busteanul la castor – means to rape (literally “leading the log to the beaver”)
- a ciufuli cacatul – means to have anal sex (literally “to ravish the shit”)
- a duce pionierul la ecluza – means to have sex (literally “to lead the schoolboy to the watergate”)
- a da cu barba-n coaie- to have oral sex (literally “to hit the balls with the chin”)
- a da cu fruntea-n buric- to have oral sex (literally “to hit the belly button with the forehead”)
- a lua masa in genunchi – to have oral sex (literally “to take the food in your knees”)
